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Tuesday, June 24

Love is a four letter word.

I know another four letter word that''s more versatile than love.

For example, out of all of the words in the English language that begins with
the letter ''F'', there''s only one we refer to as the ''F'' word. It''s the one
magical word that can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.

''Fuck'' falls into many different grammatical categories... as a transitive verb
("John fucked Shirley"), or as an intransitive verb ("Shirley fucks."). It can
also be used as an adjective, as part of an adverb ("Shirley talks to fuckin''
much"), as adverb enhancing an adjective ("Shirley is fuckin'' beautiful"), as a
noun ("I don''t give a fuck."), as part of a word ("absofuckinglutely" or
"infuckingcredible"), and as almost every word in a sentence ("Fuck the
fuckin'' fuckers!").

There''s no other word with quite the same versatility. ''Fuck'' can be used to
describe fraud ("I got fucked at the used car lot."), dismay ("Ah fuck it."),
trouble ("I''m really fucked now."), aggression ("Don''t fuck with me, buddy!"),
difficulty ("I don''t understand this fuckin'' question"), inquiry ("Who the fuck
are you?"), incompetence ("He''s a fuck-up.") and dismissal ("Why don''t you go
outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?").

With all of these multipurpose examples, how can anyone be offended by such a
versatile and beautiful word?


Posted By: marly 6/25/2003 5:50:52 PM

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