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Thursday, September 29

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an Ant?

Deadant. Deadant. Deadant. (and onto the Pink Panther theme)

Couldn't resist. I love puns.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You stole that from "Revenge of The Nerds" movie. You f**king moron.

Becky said...

Jokes are meant to be shared, so stealing doesn't really apply. I heard the joke as a child, well before "Revenge of the Nerds" existed - not that I remember it being in the movie anyhow. I am a moron, though, for bothering to clear this up for you.

John G. Brown said...

Hah! One of the all time favorites of the playground! LIke why whas it called the dark ages? Cause there were so many knights!!

John G. Brown said...

Hah!! One of the all time playground favorites! Reminds me of: Why were they called the dark ages? Cause there were so many knights!!

Becky said...

LOL! That's one I hadn't heard. Thanks!

John G. Brown said...

Here's another:

What happened when Batman and Robin battled the Steamroller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon.

John G. Brown said...

How does Peter Pan fly?
If you had a pan on your peter, you'd fly too!

John G. Brown said...

How many ears does Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

John G. Brown said...

How does Batman’s mother call him in for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

John G. Brown said...

Like a teacher without a job...
No class!!